I've been working on perfecting what would be the least pleasant thing to listen to a human

eat on a podcast and I think I am close.

Least pleasant.

So you're saying pleasant.

The most horrific.

You'd have to hit all of this sonic, like notes, like you want a little bit of crunch in

there, but then a lot of slop, like we can audibly hear something falling out of your mouth.

Let me give you guys what I got.

Here's a raw map.

Oh, that's an apple.

Or a pear.

How do you eat?

Do you tilt your head back and then gobble?

Here's the thing.

It's apple slices dipped in yogurt that has granola in it.

There we go.

Oh my god.

So much tending, tinging, tinging.

Perfect blend.

My name is Justin McRoy and I know the best game of the week.

My name is Griffin McRoy and I've pretty much got it in the back.

My name is Chris Plain.

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