If I eat, if I eat a big fruit, not a small fruit.

I'm not talking about grapes.

If I, I'm a man who likes a pear.

If I want to eat a pear or apple, what I do is, I just take the fruit whole, and then

I go to my office with a knife, and I sit there and a carve off slices.

You're whittling.

It makes you feel like a mountain man.

You're whittling.

Do you see Dennis the minutes?

No, I did.

My name is Justin McRoy, and I know the best pair in my mouth.

My name is Dave Tak, and I play the game this week.

My name is Christopher Plant, and Russ Frushick is sitting right next to me.

My name is Russ Frushick, and I know the best game of the week.

My neighbors are pissed.

This is The Besties, where we pit the best video games of the week, and the best pairs

of the week against each other, and Mortal Kombat to see which pair or video game reigns

supreme, and then we pit him against each other, and the winner tries to unseat our current

reigning champion.

Now, Russ Frushick, what's our current reigning champion?

Okay, so we retired Spelongheets in the Hall of Fame, and last week we made, I have no

idea.

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