The Besties Podcast 49 - Ridiculous Fishing and Super Stickman Golf 2
The Besties
The Besties
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🗓️ 15 March 2013
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Plant honestly, I'm more interested in the sorts of drugs you took flying back. Okay, so I took drugs. |
| 0:08.9 | I really couldn't tell based on what you were saying. I took a thing called adavan, which I think is like |
| 0:16.2 | um, I'm clearly might still have some of this. That's um, that's what my dad used to say to our van when it |
| 0:23.8 | did a good job. Is that after after it went out and got itself a nice, a heavy metal paint job? |
| 0:33.2 | Yeah, and then it won the baseball game. My dad was actually prouder of that van than he ever was |
| 0:40.4 | at me. That's going to be hard to say out of Griffin, you know. I think that's only because you |
| 0:46.4 | were a disappointment though. And also that I'm not a van. I cannot provide transportation for up to |
| 0:52.5 | six people. Griffin, did you also take adavan recently? No, I'm just pretty sleepy. Okay. Yeah, |
| 1:00.5 | that's that's pretty much what it does to you. The only weird thing that it did was on the flight to |
| 1:05.9 | Tokyo, uh, raging boner. Three hours. No, no, that would have been better. Three hours passed in which |
| 1:15.2 | I realized I had been working out how our dragons mouth would work in real life. How how it would |
| 1:23.2 | create fire. Yeah. Well, essentially there are glands in the throat that release a flammable liquid |
| 1:29.7 | or gaseous kind. And then that ignites based on the friction with the teeth false. So here's how it |
| 1:36.6 | would work. And I'll tell you how this came together. So skyfall was on the TV and there is like, |
| 1:42.2 | hey, everybody, this is Griffin. I'm editing the episode. And this is the part where Chris |
| 1:45.8 | Plant literally talks for six minutes about dragon physiology. So I'm going to skip you ahead |
| 1:50.5 | just a little bit. And then being polite, he's closing his mouth. But when he does that, |
| 1:56.0 | fling on fling caused the spark. Outcomes fire. Add advance a hell of a drug. |
| 2:10.8 | My name is Jeff McRoy and I know the best game of the week. My name is Griffin McRoy and I know two |
| 2:26.5 | best games. My name is Chris Plant and I lived Thursday twice. |
| 2:31.2 | My name is Russ. I'm the best game of the week. If that doesn't wake you up, if that doesn't get |
| 2:40.4 | the blood pumping, the heart also pumping, you are dead. The penis pumping. Now I'm literally dead. |
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