I need those proteins.

The problem is I'm because of the lactose intolerance,

I can't drink milk, so the cereal getting protein

from there doesn't really work.

So eggs are a great form of protein.

Also, I saw this commercial that said

they were incredible and editable,

both at the same time.

So I just sort of leaned into it.

You really needed to go ahead on both of those things.

Anytime I see a food commercial, I'm like,

mine and say it was edible.

So in my defense, my wife made me give up bacon,

which I was having almost every single day on the eggs.

So now it's just eggs on like a roll without sauce.

Without sauce?

Without sauce.

Yeah.

But no bacon.

God, this is boring.

You brought me into this world.

I, if only I could take you out.

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