The Best TV Animal EVER
The Rest Is Entertainment
Goalhanger
4.3 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is presented by E.E. Marina, are you hosting or guesting for Christmas this year? |
| 0:05.8 | Normally, every other year I am a very grateful guest, but I'm now a slightly trepidacious host. |
| 0:13.7 | Yes, it is me in the apron having a meltdown over all the cooking. |
| 0:18.9 | No, I don't think I'll have a meltdown. |
| 0:21.3 | It's a lot, isn't it? |
| 0:22.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.2 | But you have to just keep saying to yourself, it's just a big chicken. Just a big chicken. It's just a really big chicken. We are also hosting this year. Looking forward to it very much. If you are hosting, and E.E. has the best broadband technology. If you are guessing, then EE has the best mobile technology. |
| 0:39.3 | And my goodness, you need it at Christmas, right? |
| 0:41.5 | Yes. E.E. has the best broadband technology. If you are guesting, then E.E. has the best mobile technology. |
| 0:39.2 | And my goodness, you needed it at Christmas, right? Yes. The third babysitter, the distractor. |
| 0:44.4 | Just when the family walk into the house is hello grandma, hello granddad. What's the Wi-Fi password? |
| 0:50.6 | I might need that. Yeah. Get the best connectivity for your home and your phone with EE. |
| 0:55.1 | And if you're guesting, lucky you, |
| 0:57.3 | EE has the best mobile network to keep you connected to music, maps and backseat streaming for the kids when you're travelling. |
| 1:03.5 | Search EE does more. |
| 1:09.4 | This episode is brought to you by the Singleton and an award-winning single-mort Scotch Whiskey. |
| 1:15.1 | Now, I think, Richard, it's safe to say true pleasure cannot be hurried. |
| 1:18.9 | Exactly right. That's why our episodes are quite so long. |
| 1:22.3 | So I think our listeners might like the Singleton, a slow batch distilled single-mort Scotch |
| 1:27.4 | whiskey. Best |
| 1:28.4 | enjoyed with those you love, whatever way you like, although I'm told it's particularly |
| 1:32.2 | nice with a fruit soda. A toast to togetherness. Very good. The Singleton, widely available |
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