The Best STORIES to Sleep to (Cringey Kid Edition)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 28 February 2026
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Connor Pugs tells The Best STORIES to Sleep to (Cringey Kid Edition)
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going, everyone? Today we got a pretty crazy story that I know you'll enjoy. Let's call the subscriber who submitted this story Benji, right? |
| 0:07.3 | So anyways, there's this kid in Benji's class who we're going to call the Minecraft kid, because every single day, up until this point, |
| 0:14.4 | Benji just knew him as the kid who sat in the back of the class and wore the same creeper hoodie. Yes, there's a chance that he did a load of laundry |
| 0:22.2 | every single day, and yes, there's a chance that the kid had seven identical creeper hoodies, |
| 0:28.6 | and he would pull a Mark Zuckerberg wear the same thing every day, but just have multiple |
| 0:32.4 | versions of the same outfit. However, let's just be honest with ourselves, that is definitely not what happened. |
| 0:39.7 | He definitely did not wear, like, there was definitely not seven different, like, |
| 0:43.2 | creeper hoodies that he was rotating through. He was definitely just, you know, |
| 0:47.0 | wearing the same creeper hoodie every single day. And, uh, you know, Benji was able to |
| 0:51.2 | confirm this fact when he came a little bit too close to the kid and got a whiff of his natural, let's say aroma. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, let's put it like that aroma. |
| 1:01.3 | Anyways, though, so this all happened one day when Benji was just mining his own business in class. |
| 1:07.0 | And Benji and the Minecraft kid, they weren't necessarily close friends or anything, but they were friendly from like years ago. |
| 1:14.7 | Like they used to be a lot closer when they were much younger and they've stayed friendly, but they weren't necessarily friends, especially as the Minecraft kid went down his stinky creeper hoodie arc, whatever that's supposed to mean. |
| 1:30.2 | But yeah, anyways, one day, right, you know benj's in class he's chilling he's having a good time uh i mean as good of the time you can have in |
| 1:34.7 | class and uh yeah there's the the kid that wears the creeper hoodie every day uh the the creeper kid |
| 1:40.7 | the Minecraft kid i guess got bored and and does what, I don't really know how to explain this without, this isn't normal, is what I'm trying to say. |
| 1:52.8 | He, I guess he got bored one day because Benji was just kind of like sitting in class towards like, for some reason the teacher wasn't paying attention or was out or for some reason he was in |
| 2:01.7 | class but like kids were talking it was kind of like a more of a free period type deal i don't really |
| 2:09.3 | know but all all the matters is that the Minecraft kid runs up to him and benjie's just sitting there |
| 2:14.9 | he's probably like either on his phone or looking at over some work or trying to do some homework or something. |
| 2:20.1 | And that's when all of a sudden his senses, his nose gets inflamed with the worst smell ever because he looks up and the Minecraft kid has lifted up his arm and pressed his armpit into the nose of benj yes you know how |
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