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The Blind Mike Project

The Best Pedophile

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7822 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week:

  • Brendan Schaub bullies Dave Chappelle around the green room.
  • Have we found the world's greatest pedophile?
  • Tom Shattuck: A Study
  • A full breakdown of Paul Pelosi's 911 call.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We are live.

0:01.9

For once, Craig, asking me questions before the show that were very astute,

0:06.1

and I don't know how to answer.

0:08.7

Yeah.

0:09.3

But we'll try our best later in the program.

0:14.0

It's very, very strange stuff happening in the world, apparently.

0:18.1

Yep.

0:19.1

Which we'll get to.

0:20.7

But I didn't want to start with this. Speaking of, you know, apparently. Yep. Which we'll get to. But I didn't want to start with this.

0:21.9

Speaking of, you know, marriages.

0:27.7

I didn't want to throw this out to start.

0:29.3

Oh, well, first of all, you got something to tell us?

0:32.0

No, no, no, no.

0:34.0

No, I just wanted to throw this out there because I need, you guys are my only voice of reason.

0:39.7

I mean, you listeners out there, you know, because I feel crazy in this house sometimes.

0:45.5

Because if Alba disagrees with me on something, that's the only feedback I have in this home.

0:50.2

And usually when I present it to you guys, you're like, oh, she's fucking nuts.

0:53.8

And I really enjoy that. So, but this is when I feel you might guys, you're like, oh, she's fucking nuts. And I really enjoy that.

0:55.3

So, but this is when I feel like you might disagree with me on.

0:58.1

Okay.

1:00.7

I am a man of efficiency, I think, is the right word.

1:08.2

And so, like, let's say I use a paper plate.

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