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The Jason Manford Show

The Best of...

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Even funny people are allowed a day off. Here are the best parts of The Jason Manford show featuring 'Poo Trophy', 'STD Gate', 'Kid Insults', 'Good Deeds Gone Bad' and your first date stories.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam-fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy.

0:30.0

Hello, this is the best of the Jason Manford show podcast with me

0:35.6

Jason Manford and many many many different guests talking about many many different topics. I hope you

0:41.0

enjoy it and keeps your company on the way to work or on the bog or wherever you listen to podcast. I'm not privy to that information, but enjoy.

0:49.0

You're listening to a compilation of the best bits of Jason Manford on absolute radio.

0:55.6

Because even funny people are allowed a day off.

0:58.8

The thing that I've getting a lot of messages about is my little bit of time in the week on one of the best

1:06.6

shows on television. Oh I'm so jealous. The Great British Bake-off.

1:10.3

Oh, hallelujah. Sport relief bakers, you have one hour.

1:14.0

An hour.

1:15.0

Shoot the flower into the mix.

1:17.0

This is literally the most, most I've concentrated.

1:20.0

Now there is some...

1:21.0

Excuse one of these bowls. What, You've got canopies in a bowl.

1:24.6

Whoa, look at that! Well, okay, I feel that's been putt out. What does that mean?

1:31.4

A bowl of can of canape sir?

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