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Closet Confessions

The Best of Your Confessions Part 1

Closet Confessions

Charlie Perry

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

To celebrate 5 seasons of Closet Confessions, we’re throwing back to some of the best cousin confessions. So enjoy the most iconic stories of petty revenge, broken hearts and a seriously chaotic Christmas. 


Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod


Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 


Episodes featured:

  • Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”
  • Your Confessions… “Sorry but not sorry”
  • The Pilot: Welcome to the closet
  • Your Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left"




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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey cousins, this is Candice.

0:01.5

And if you love the chaos of closet,

0:05.4

then you need to listen to the young car.

0:07.4

Hosted by Beatrice, Tammy and Sharon,

0:09.6

they are brutal with their advice

0:11.9

when listeners send sending their confessions.

0:13.6

Did you see the one where the girl paid for her best friend to see Usher and Vegas for her

0:18.5

birthday and then on the girl's birthday her friend didn't even get her a birthday car.

0:23.2

No what am I missing I need to listen to that immediately like listen to the uncut

0:27.8

podcast right now.

0:32.4

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0:50.2

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0:55.6

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1:06.2

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