The Best Of The Mike O’Meara Show #91
The Mike O'Meara Show
Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka
4.7 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2018
⏱️ 80 minutes
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If you're hitting the read this Memorial Day weekend, why not bring some of our favorite segments with you? That's right, it's a special Memorial Day weekend Best Of just for you!
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| 0:25.4 | show.com. What more can we do for you? It's the Mikeo Mary show. Happy holidays instead of a Merry Christmas. |
| 0:44.8 | Does the commercialization of the Lord's holy day |
| 0:48.6 | fill your gut with vomiting rage? |
| 0:52.0 | Don't worry. We've got a recipe that's going to teach those |
| 0:56.0 | irreverent turds a little respect. It's Bill O'Reilly's War on Christmas cookies. |
| 1:03.2 | Listen, I know what you're going to do. |
| 1:08.3 | You're going to bake these cookies and feed them to all your stupid friends and family |
| 1:12.0 | until you all get sick and puke. I know the deal. |
| 1:14.3 | Fine. You want to make these cookies? We'll do it live. I said we'll do it live, okay? |
| 1:20.3 | Start with a half dozen expired eggs that you find at the dump. |
| 1:27.0 | Put them in a tuba and stir them with a rusty spoon |
| 1:29.0 | until your fingernail falls off. |
| 1:31.0 | Buy 300 youthful chickens and teach them to read scripture from whatever version of the Bible |
| 1:37.2 | that you believe and mail them to your friend's house. |
| 1:41.5 | Now wait until Sunday when the eggs turn sour and put them in your hair for a few hours. |
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