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Oh, recurring themes on this show all the time, Oscar and I discussing, uh,

May, December.

I was telling the boys that, uh, down here in Cacoonville, yes, uh, there was a, uh,

little outdoor dinner, uh, that was, uh, celebrating a woman's sixtieth birthday.

Uh, not unusual for a young here.

And my friend who was apparently at that table, your friend later in the week told me that,

uh, the young lady was 60 years old, basically a year younger than I am.

Yeah.

And the, uh, the husband was at the table too and he's 79.

And I was saying to, uh, Oscar that, uh, that made me feel good because that, you

know, there's somebody that is me 20 years down the road, which is kind of cool.

Uh, and then Oscar said, uh, do you think that Carla thought of you as an old man when

she, uh, when she married you?

And uh, that immediately took that good feeling and made me feel bad again.

Uh, Oscar has the ability to turn cider into vinegar.

What?

Yeah.

I, I, I said to her, I said to you, I don't think she did think of me as an old man when

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