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Hi folks! Coming to you live. That is the 50th time I have busted into that. All right folks,

lungs are still hanging in there. This is the Bernan Leigh-Dumne show. We do this here,

Tuesday after Friday, Tuesday after Friday, Tuesday after Friday. There was a time where

it was just Tuesday folks. This is episode 50. Last time I checked, that's a milestone

number. This is a milestone episode. I told you last week, nobody really gives a shit

about 49. It just kind of preps you for episode 50. So what me and Grace Ebrahim did, as

you all know, she is behind the glass on the ones in twos. We said, what's the best way

to celebrate the show for episode 50? We thought maybe we bring in a big guest, but then

we're out of our studio, we're all quarantined. So the only way we could bring in the guest

is if we Skype them. We really don't think that does any justice to the fans. So what we

thought we would do is compile what me and Grace Ebrahim felt were the best bits we've

produced on the show. Our top five bits were going to play for you. And then it's the

kicker that closed the show off. Instead of the ass Bob segment, you're getting the ass

Grace segment where fans filed in the Gracie Bream and ask their questions. There's always

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