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The Jason Manford Show

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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0

As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

0:07.0

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

0:14.0

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

0:18.0

as he softly whispered.

0:20.0

What would you prefer love?

0:22.0

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals.

0:26.0

The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.

0:28.0

Goodness, that's steamy.

0:30.0

Jason, Manford.

0:34.3

Absolute Radio.

0:35.8

We're real music matters.

0:38.3

Hello, it's Jason Manford.

0:39.8

Here are some of my best bits over the last eight months of the Jason Manford show.

0:44.4

The other day I posted on Facebook something that happened and I've been weirdly

0:48.9

I've been actually wanting to do this subject for a while because obviously on a live show you can't swear and

0:53.2

but because we're pre-recorded we can if obviously we have to trust the

0:57.9

producer to bleep anything out that we would... Can we see anything we like?

1:02.1

I mean pretty much because no reason.

1:04.7

Yeah I feel giddy. Because you can I can bleep it. What if I just every now

1:09.2

again just say bleep we'll like a bleep. I'll like a bleep. I just try it. try it break the bleep machine oh no so this is what this is the subject

1:17.0

I'm gonna talk about this morning it was after I was I was walking through the

1:20.4

bedroom was that the lights were down and the bottom draw the chest of drawers was open and I

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