Hey folks, this is Kevin. Just a few words before we start.

Listen, I don't know what you're doing right now,

but I hope to make you thick and crud.

You're not going to the post office because in the time it takes you to go there,

you could be absconding with the candlestick to the parlor.

You could be ab negating the throne should you own one.

You might be absorbing the tomato juice that felt, you know, with a paper towel.

The point is, that's just the A-B words.

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Shit. Wait, scratch that last word. That was not part of the ad.

Folks, today we are doing another of our best of RISK music episodes.

The best of RISK music. Number three. If you go to the listen page at risk-show.com,

you can find the entire table of contents, all the bands that have contributed songs to the show.

You know, in the past several months, the favorite songs that we've featured.

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