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🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Smoking the Pot, an eBay Master Class, the Musical Episode, and rumors are addressed!
PANTS with Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey is produced by Valerie Hurt
Sound Mixing and Editing by Jaime Sickora
Executive Produced by Katie Rhodes and Peg Donegan
Our music is by Carol Parr @csssuxxx
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| 0:00.0 | I like how they're called episodes now. |
| 0:12.1 | I feel like we're shooting a TV season. |
| 0:14.2 | I can't wait to get some drama going. |
| 0:15.5 | Midseason drama. |
| 0:16.5 | We need it. |
| 0:17.3 | It's like not a boring season, but if we're a TV show, somebody better start flipping tables. Right. Well, this is right around the time. What if I brought, if I took the couch and I was like, fuck you, Kate, and I'd flip the couch over. I'd be impressed with your upper body strength. I would too. But this is always right around the time. I'd go to the hospital because I'd be so injured from my drama, my outburst. Well, I'd tell you to shake it off. Because who needs urgent care? You're fine. No, you don't. We know you don't. But we could put those, remember in the soaps in the 70s? They'd put those, the oxygen nose things. Did they not do that any longer in 2024 when someone needs oxygen? I used to watch |
| 0:55.9 | General Hospital. I was a big, Heather and I would get stoned and watch General Hospital. |
| 1:01.8 | That was your stoner's show? And then write music. And then we'd watch Oprah and then we'd go back |
| 1:05.6 | to writing music. Huge General Hospital fan. In fact, 10 years ago, I was eating in the valley eating dinner and scotty |
| 1:14.6 | if anybody knows what i'm talking about scotty walked in older than me you know he he wasn't on |
| 1:21.1 | the show anymore he still had his same little spiky scotty hairdo i don't i know you don't know |
| 1:27.4 | who scottie is but there are people listening right now, like, Scotty. And I died. You would have thought, I don't even know who would have been more exciting. And I got a picture with him. I will find it. I have to find it. And I walked everywhere. I was like, hey. and he got, he kind of got up like, it must happen to him, like. All the time or rarely? All day, all night. Okay. When you're a soap star, it's a different kind of fame. Okay. You're in everybody's home every single day. They're ironing. Yeah, that makes sense, doesn't it? I had a stoner phase, but my show of choice was Seinfeld. And we would watch Seinfeld reruns high as kites. Yeah. And it actually fit. It made a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense. A lot does. Yeah. Everything made sense. I can't smoke pot anymore. Can you? I mean, I know you don't. But could you? I haven't smoked pot in like 20 years. |
| 2:35.0 | It's so strong now. It's a different, I think we were smoking like rat poison, like oregano sprayed with rat poison or something. Went back in the day? Yeah. It was just weaker. I think that we're actually smoking the strong, like the stuff is more terrifying now. It is. It was not really, It probably wasn't weed is my point. What was it called? There was a term for it. |
| 2:36.0 | Dirtweed. |
| 2:36.7 | Shagweed or something. stuff is more terrifying now. It is. It was not really, it probably wasn't weed is my point. What was it called? |
| 2:52.9 | There was a term for it was dirt weed. Dwork weed. It was just disgusting. It had all the seeds in it. But sometimes you'd get like the crystallized buds and they were perfect, but they weren't so overwhelming that you'd. No, they were fine. Question your your life's choices. Now I wouldn't touch any of it, but I haven't for 20 years. |
| 2:54.2 | I mean, CBD. |
| 2:52.9 | You did smoke weed, though. You, you, you, fine. Question your life's choices. Now I wouldn't touch any of it, but I haven't for 20 years. |
| 3:01.1 | I mean, CBD. You still love to smoke weed. No, I don't. Now? When? Did you see me do that? |
| 3:24.4 | Not that long ago. You said I love getting, I love getting high. You said that. Okay, once in like a major blue moon. But you enjoy it, whereas I just have a horrible experience. I take like one hit if and when I do this thing, which is barely ever. And then if I can laugh, if it makes me laugh. But how do you know if it's going to make you laugh? Well, you smuck the right kind. |
| 3:26.1 | Even then, it's a crapshoot. You don't know. That's my issue with this. It's like they claim, no, it makes you so happy and giddy. And you're just going to be, you know, light as a feather. And then it just crashes it on you. I don't trust any of these descriptions. I know. It's, yeah, you'd have to find your, but yeah. |
| 3:42.8 | And there always have these funny names. these descriptions. I know. It's, yeah, you'd have to find your, but yeah, I, I, and they always |
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