I'm going to find brown bags now. Everything's like synthetic like recycled bags. Oh, yeah, that's great. There's new Indian store up the street. Now I'm a state grocery. The guys like, uh, welcome to the new store. I come in there. I got by eggs. The guy gave me a bag. The handles fell off and a whole dozen eggs smashed on my carpet. They're still there now because I didn't want to go to the market.

I want to deal with it before my show. I'm going to go out after this show. Grab a hose, throw it in the backyard and start spraying some fucking eggs. I can't believe it. Yeah. Why? Why? You tried to save half a cent on the bag and you can't carry eggs. Sorry. So what? When did these eggs crack? When did these?

Yesterday about four right after my four o'clock update, I walked up to the story after both four. Yeah. Four away. You've essentially gone 18 hours with. As we learned last week, that's still within the 24 hour rules. If you want to go for a cookie, that would not eat Patrick. No, if I eat them, I know I just know you could need to ride sunlight. You could redirect the sunlight with like a magnifying glass. Cook them right on the carpet and then eat them within 24 hours.

I didn't tackle them as now we have cooler conditions. I could just let them fester overnight. And I'm just grab some water. Anyway, I'm doing that after this fucking show. I'm going to clean my mats.

Well, this weekend he was telling us how he eats candy corn with plain yogurt and it's delicious. So we're making him do it on camera. Actually, that one I like more than the gloves and whatever. And I'll try candy corn with yogurt. I don't mind that. But plain yogurt, though.

Well, the candy corn has got sweetness in it. So it kind of makes you actually I'm not going to scoff at that. I'm going to scoff at his late text gloves.

Well, Kim said a couple weeks ago, he would eat shrimp off the carpet at his house at 3 a.m. So I don't think he's going to have a problem with candy corn and yoke. Why not? Yeah, I got a couple of keys from my soundboard on the floor. I told you, I got some lucky charms on the floor right now. Please tell me you don't have the water bottle. Please tell me you cleaned up the eggs from last week.

If those are so. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no. And actually, Pizzola, it was a brilliant move. Cold at night. The eggs, instead of being all liquidy and hot, whatever. They just kind of went in. I just said, I got the dawn. My brush.

Rinse. Now I got a clean carpet with all the dirt and eggs out of it. Isn't that beautiful. It was my outdoor carpet. By the way, it's not my indoor carpet.

It all makes sense now. I was trying to piece this together. I told you that don't even read the Twitter. I told the guy go. It was my at the eggs fell on the outdoor carpet.

I was I was under the impression that it was inside as well. Yeah. Oh inside. I'm not waiting two days to clean eggs inside. I'm like, so that's why we all thought it was so crazy.

Oh, okay. I thought I was crazy just for leaving eggs over 24 hours outside. Like I said, as I said, who met me?

Run the tape, Shag. Who's coming to my door? I said, so whatever. Like I was telling you guys kind of the suit. Anyway, whatever. What carpet do you have outside?

I'm not a welcome mat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a welcome carpet. I guess it can be, but like I'm very confused by this whole story.

I was like, oh, my god. Anyway, eggs really hold in that carpet. It's like they're there, but if they're gone now. Every time I play this game, I never win. It's just a horrible game. I don't know why I bring it up. You suggested the game. I do. I'm the idiot. I know. I'm I'm I'm I'm an absolute more on like I gotta stop doing this. Yes, you guys are right. Everything's cool.

Like the guy that they put under under cross examination and he just spills the beans and they don't even have to ask him questions.

Surprise, Pizzolo. In an interrogation room, I'd never snitch you out, buddy. That's one thing I'm very good at. I'm very good at holding secrets as friends. No, I got so much things in the old vault. I might be bad at rank and quarterbacks, but other than that, I won't sell you down the river.

Are we bronze? Yeah.

What are you taking? Who's up? You? You're up.

Yeah, you're up. Can I can I ask you want to play another game? And Stavasky's such a fuck that fuck face. He can't even cover versus a cat when he's eight. No, you didn't even cover versus the

Oh, I forgot about the coach about that. That was why we bet Cleveland. Remember, oh, wait, no versus cats. Eight one now jerk. I mean, that does that.

I mean, that that does sound like one of the trends that Rob loves in order to bet on things. So yeah, I can see why you guys.

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