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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

The Best of Jordan Klepper and Jon Stewart

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Throwing it back to Jordan's first on-screen chat with Jon and his desperate need to please Dad, sorry...Jon. Jordan then attempts to capitalize off conservatives and patriotism's impact on NSA surveillance. Plus, Jordan helps Jon cover Trump becoming the first openly asshole president, and Jordan and Hasan Minhaj walk Jon through his Twitter mentions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

M TV's official challenge podcast is back for another season.

0:04.0

Season 39, Battle for a new champion!

0:07.0

Yes!

0:08.0

24 contenders will compete to win their first championship.

0:12.0

They know the battle, but not the victory. So every

0:14.4

week after the episode airs come hang with us as we break down all the challenges

0:19.1

and eliminations and of course get the inside scoop on all of the drama.

0:23.8

Listen to MTV's official challenge podcast

0:26.2

on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

0:28.4

or wherever you get your podcast.

0:31.9

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:33.4

For more of the story, we're joined by our new senior Caucasian correspondent.

0:42.1

Jordan, thank you for joining us on the program.

0:45.0

We appreciate joining.

0:47.0

Jordan,

0:48.0

uh, welcome the show, first of all, we're excited to have you.

0:52.0

Uh, you are in Crimea, obviously you have studied this region for years.

0:58.0

Yes, that is 100% true.

1:02.0

Okay, as you know, the Crimean Peninsula is ethnically Russian.

1:06.0

Now it's important to remember a peninsula is a landmass surrounded on three sides by water,

1:12.0

unlike an island or an Isthmus. Now the Crimean

1:15.4

Peninsula is dependent on Russia for most of their natural resources.

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