The BEST of Hookers and Hackers with Comics Mike Schmidt and Dean Haglund
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2015
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Comedian Mike Schmidt encountered a hooker late one night at the In N' Out Burger. Guess what happened next? Plus, actor Dean Haglund played a hacker on The X Files and found out people think he is one in real life too! Listen now to the BEST of Story Worthy!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Honest, my new book, Bit to LAX, My Storyworthy Life is finally coming. Yes, on actual paper, it actually exists as a document, people. And it's full of great stories about your life as a flight attendant, filled with sex and debauchery and people dying. There is some sex. There was a little sex. You went to the Peace Corps. People die. It was, oddly enough, no sex in the Peace Corps. There was cancer. It's all sorts of crazy things going on. |
| 0:24.4 | Anyway, it's There is some sex. There was a little sex. You went to the Peace Corps. People die. It was oddly enough, no sex. |
| 0:21.2 | The Peace Corps, there was cancer. |
| 0:22.5 | It's all sorts of crazy things going out. |
| 0:24.4 | Anyway, it's really exciting, folks. |
| 0:25.9 | You can buy the book for only $10 over at Storyworthy Podcast.com or at Storyworthymedia. com. |
| 0:32.5 | Hi, I'm Mike Schmidt from the 40-year-old boy podcast, and you were listening to Storyworthy |
| 0:35.9 | with my friend Christine Blackburn and my new acquaintance, Honest Finney. |
| 0:38.9 | Hi, this is Dean Hagelin from Chillpack Hollywood Hour. |
| 0:41.4 | 901. from the 40-year-old boy podcast, and you were listening to Storyworthy with my friend Christine Blackburn and my new acquaintance, Honest Finney. |
| 0:38.8 | Hi, this is Dean Hagelin from Chilpac Hollywood Hour, and I don't mean to spread a conspiracy theory, |
| 0:43.8 | but you're listening to Storyworthy. |
| 0:57.9 | Welcome to The Story Worthy podcast. |
| 1:02.7 | Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hannes Finney. Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hanna Spini, and this is a best-of-story-worthy. |
| 1:19.8 | Our topic tonight, the best of. Hookers and hackers. |
| 1:24.6 | Two things that really go together. |
| 1:26.5 | Well, only in the fact that they both start |
| 1:28.4 | with H, and I think there's the same amount of letters, and then they end with the S. They're almost the same. There's only two or three letters difference, but really hookers and hackers, there's like, there's weirdness involved. The good news is we're focusing on two incredibly talented men tonight, Mike Schmidt from the 40-year-old boy. |
| 1:44.1 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:44.9 | And Dean Hagland, who was on the X-Files forever. |
| 1:47.8 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:44.9 | And Dean Hagland, who was on The X-Files forever. Yes, and the lone gunman, and has had the podcast, the Chillpack Hollywood Hour for, oh, I don't know, a million years. Yeah, it's actually a great podcast. I went and saw them live just a couple of weeks ago, downtown Los Angeles. Oh, that's awesome. podcast anywhere. They're rebels. |
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