This is absolute radio Frank celebrating Frank Skinner's 60th birthday.

I've had a terrible week. I've been to the worst, one of the worst weeks ever.

Why?

Well, I went away to Brighton when my girlfriend for the week and we argued.

Oh, that sounds dreadful.

No, it sounds lovely.

It's a beautiful setting. The weather was great.

You know, the sun case beach is that the beautiful sea splashing against the pebbles.

But we argued for three days, full stop.

I mean, we argued and argued.

It was like we suddenly decided to bring a greatest hit album of our arguments.

We had arguments that we haven't had since 2002.

And it was like listening to a greatest hit.

So you thought, oh, God, I forgot all about this argument.

This is a good argument. I haven't listened to for years.

And it's weird that you remember all the words.

Absolute radio Frank.

So I've had the most bone idol, lazy week.

I've had for many a long time.

When I was a kid, we used to say occasionally,

what do you come around my house tomorrow and we'll have a dose, right?

And having a dose meant we'll do nothing.

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