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I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. This is much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green. Co-hosted the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast, The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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If I were to tell you, Steve Kavino, your homework assignment in the next five minutes,

what are the memorable names or moments in your lifetime?

Let's go from 80 until Scott Hamilton.

Right now, immediately what comes to mind from me. Greg Luganis. Greg Luganis hitting his head on the diving boy. Dan and Dave. Dan and Dave. I have the same ones written down. Definitely Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya Harding. Usain Bolt. Why? Bolt is a good one. You didn't like Scott Hamilton? I thought that was a legendary one. Do you think so? What? Yes. Of course, Miracle. I agree with Kavino. Yes. Right? We got you, you know. Yeah, he was a big name and he's still a big commentator in the world. I'm a bigger fan of Hamilton the Broadway show. Um, much cooler. Don't forget Carl Lewis. Carl Lewis. That's a really great one. Of course, Michael Phelps and Ryan Lockdee. As an 80s kid, though, and I think of the Wheaties box and all that. I think Mary Lou Retton was one of the bigger names that we grew up knowing for sure. Oh, who was the Bella Carozzi? Then who did he train again?

Kerry Strug? Strug? Yeah, that's a big one. Hmm. Did I name them all? Comes to mind. Because I'm fresh off of that documentary on Netflix, The Boys of 1980 Miracle.

Not the movie. The documentary is fantastic. I mentioned that last week, but it really is good, and it's a great way to, I guess, attempt to unify a country that fights about everything. Well, USA! USA! can I just say, when it comes to speed skating? I'm really impressed. Jake Paul's girlfriend's ass? I'm just saying, the dumpies do not make me grumpy. What's her name, Judah, Jutta? All I'm really impressed. Jake Paul's girlfriend's ass? I'm just saying the dumpies do not make me grumpy. What's her name Judah, Jutta? All I'm saying is if I'm ever single again, I might be hanging around the speed skating rink. I saw someone put together a compilation. If I want to work out my glutes, I think I'm going to take up a new hobby. I saw someone put together a compilation of how good looking these European speed skating

women are.

They're all in a lead shape.

And they're like, you know the test of how you know someone's really hot when they still

look hot with that little ski cap on, their little skating cap?

I mean, let me preface this by saying I'm impressed with their level of skill.

Of course, dude.

I'm also impressed with how it must work out their posterior to be, to be adult and professional about it. And by the way, Scott Hamilton on TV right as we speak. Well, you and Dan Byer must be, you must be freaking pumped. This actually came up in a bit of our conversation. We had a conversation yesterday centered on the Olympics.

And Scott Hamilton's name came up. Right there. I mean, he's right in front of your face. No, what are you in damn by? He go high five right now. No, but you were like downplayed it. He's on TV as we speak. How funny is that? Scott Hamilton, congratulations. But you asked, like, who comes to mind as a kid, man? he was the guy for sure.

But it is funny.

Of course my daughter will nonstop one-of-wise. Who comes to mind as a kid, man? He was the guy, for sure. But it is funny.

Of course my daughter will nonstop want to watch videos of gymnastics.

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