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the Dan Patrick Hattrick, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Next three mornings, set that alarm because we're having to set the alarm. Exactly. So on your way to work tomorrow, Kavino and Rich in for D.P. Before we get into everything that's going on in the world, mock drafts, NBA playoffs start tonight. Can't wait. By the way, Tyson Tuesday, we got trivia. We're giving away balls later. So action-packed show. Yeah, real quick. A quick hypothetical before we really dive into things. Iowa, Sam, what team of yours would mean the most if they won? Like if I said, any sport, collegiate, professional, what would mean the most for you?

It would be Iowa Hawkeye football winning a Rose Bowl for the first time since 1959. Wow. Without a doubt. That's the one. Danny J. for you, Raiders Super Bowl, Lakers NBA? What's your priority? Lakers and Dodgers won in 2020. So for me, it'd be the Raiders who haven't won a title since the 80s. Yeah. And Camino, for you, I'm guessing, a Yankees chip since they haven't won one since 2009.

Haven't won a title since the 80s. And, Kavino, for you, I'm guessing, a Yankees chip since they haven't won one since 2009. Haven't won one since my daughter was born. Suffering. Yeah, but that was 13 years ago now. And to be honest, they're my only team. Like, my only team that I really root for. That you're that die hard about. I remember his daughter, true story, I was saying.

Kavino's beautiful daughter, Melody, was born the day before the Yankees won the World Series. And I said, Kavino, you will never have a better week in your life. Yeah, that's a joyous time. And I stand by that. Yeah. I was reproduced. I procreated and the Yankees one. Yeah, I was at the hospital.

I was feeling, you know, joyous about my new baby and the Yankees won. I called them. I was like, beautiful pitchers, bro. I was like, take this in because you're a dad and the Yankees won the World Series within 24 hours. You, my friend, have peaked. This is the greatest moment. It was all downhill from there. He's already. Dan Byer on the updates, let me ask Dan. What would mean the most to you as far as what team to win what championship? Ohio State winning one in college football national championship. That's only happened eight years ago. Yeah, I think as much as... He asked Sam, so I gave him an answer. It's all relative.

Some of us are winners.

I was saying, what do you want? Just want a Rose Bowl for the first time in six decades? You know, as much as you would think, you know, being a big Niners fan, I think the Mets winning a world series would eliminate more like, oh, man, finally enough of 86. I would think so. Right. Mets might mean a little more to me. I bring this up because I give you the hypothetical.

Your team wins, but you have to lick the Dalai L'A. I would think so. Right. Mets might mean a little more to me. I bring this up because I give you the hypothetical.

Your team wins, but you have to lick the Dalai Lama's tongue. Oh, man. What do you say? Lick my tongue. You know what? Would you do it? I learned a lesson. I'm never asking that guy for a hug. I'll tell you that. Because I know it comes along with it. I think I would.

I think I would.

By the way, I think I would.

By the way, it's like a phrase there though.

What made me say? I'll tell you that. Because I know it comes along with it. I think I would. By the way,

it's the creepiest story. I don't know what made me say. It's like a phrase there though. It's like a thing, I guess. I don't know what made me say, you know, what to F more? You know, the Joe Dirt and the Yankees dug out yesterday or this Dalai Lama story. Not everybody knows, Rich. Everybody knows.

Some little kid went up to the Dalai Lama and asked him for a hug.

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