everyone welcome to the latest moments of the Brian kill me chill this is black

friday so in my image you're driving to the mall and you're looking for a

space and you're saying to yourself it's so cold right now is it too far to

walk on my bed or was buzzing around while you're doing that why not just take

in this whole hour of this show John Chris one of the funny comedians out

there if you're not watching on my Instagram you're watching them on stage on

a special on YouTube he joined us in studio two separate times and Eric said

again Brian remind me we're gonna make this the best of show and I said Eric

John Chris remember and he said yeah I'll roll it now hey coach is there

anything you want to change I mean I mean I don't know what you want me to

tell that everybody's like football's a team game okay it's not a team game

okay I did my part all right I put in a great game plan I mean these players

they're horrible these my players are no good I mean the paper is like no

excuses I got you know I got 22 excuses 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense

our offense a coordinator is terrible he gets half of his plays off of madden

rookie mode I mean the guy is no good in our offensive line it's like Obama's

immigration policy let everybody throw do we have a chance next week no we

don't we're oh and eight we're not good at football tried to recruit bigger

better players to come play for us but they went to good schools I mean they're

all talking in the locker room like we're a team we're in this together no

matter what happens we're together like not me did I'm out of here this team's

terrible that is that is the uninspirational words of John Chris there you go

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