Oh, oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Monday.

I don't care if Monday's, please.

Tell me what.

I don't like Mondays.

Monday, Monday, Monday.

New mood on Monday.

Monday morning you shoulder fine.

On Monday.

Just another man is Monday.

What are you doing on Monday?

Now, broadcasting from the Bob and Sherry Studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

All right, let's kick off this week with this quiz that I found on the inner webs that helps you decide whether or not your man is a keeper.

And since you don't have a man, Bob, but you are a man, I would like you to take this test.

Thank you for recognizing. Thank you for respecting. I would like you to take this test.

Okay. To see if you yourself are a keeper or if there's work to be done. If I'm not, do I throw

myself back in? I think we don't have any choice. Let Mary know that you're not. Okay.

You're not a keeper. All right. Bring it on. So it's really simple for every question. If the answer is

yes, you give yourself a point. Just one point. Sometimes we do these

quizzes on the air and they're so complicated, we lose track of how it works. Yeah. Very easy today.

Okay, very good. Okay. And this is a relationship expert named Tracy Cox. Every time I am a

keeper with a question, I get a point. No, just every time the answer is yes, you get a point. Oh, yes, okay. So the first question is, how does he get on with his mother? If he gets on well with his mother, give yourself a point. Because the way a man relates to his mother is how he will probably relate to other women in his life. Now, your mom is gone, but you revered and respected and adored her.

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