You should listen to the Bob and Cherry show.

Yeah, well, those two are nuts.

I can't stand the guy especially.

Welcome to the Bob and Cherry show with Bob.

Well, pardon me while I jump up and click my heels.

And Cherry.

I call it spiritually dying, but work is a good word for what we do here too.

Now, from the Palatial Bob and Cherry studios, it's Bob and Cherry.

There are things, Bob, that are truths that I do not want to know.

Uh-huh.

Like, I have no idea what I weigh.

I have not known what I weigh since I was pregnant.

Yeah.

Where they weigh you with the kind of cheerful, great humor that I associate with livestock at a 4-H fair. You know, when you go to the doctor's office... Up on the scales with you. Yeah, just keep your shoes on, keep your phone in there. If you're carrying bricks in your pants, leave the bricks in there. I had a doctor... It's like, give me a minute to get some of this stuff off. I had a doctor's appointment the other day, and she said, if you'll just step over here to get your weight, I said, I will do that, but I'm going to close my eyes, please don't tell me. And she was like, seriously? And I said, seriously, I haven't known since I got Wade when I was pregnant. And that was like fun time at the fair, okay, getting Wade while you're pregnant. Yeah. Because, you know, you step on the scales and they go, woo, girl, you're packing on the pounds. I just am done with that. So I step on the scale and, you know, you hear them clicking those bars and things. And they start, no, they start sliding that thing. And then they keep sliding it, sliding it, more. Fine. And she said, okay, got it. And she said, I'm going to tell you that you weigh awesome. And I was like, you know what? You should be in charge of every scale and every doctor's office. Yeah, that was really nice. So that's one of the things in this world that I do not want to know. The other thing I don't want to know, and I accidentally saw it, and now I hate myself,

is how much it really takes to burn the calories off of foods that are delicious but not healthy.

Yeah, that's another one.

That's true.

For example.

Yeah.

A bag of potato chips.

You have to run for 16 minutes or walk for 31.

If you eat the whole bag?

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