Oh, oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of a Monday.

I don't care if Monday's blue.

Tell me what.

I don't like Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.

New moon on Monday.

Monday morning you showed a fine.

On Monday. Just another manic fine. On Monday.

Just another man, it's Monday.

What are you doing on Monday?

Now, broadcasting from the Bob and Sherry Studios.

It's Bobbinscher.

I think this is the perfect thing for first thing Monday morning.

The U.S. Army and the Department of Defense have developed an algorithm of formula that exactly calculates how much caffeine you need and when you need to drink it in what quantity

for maximum alertness based on how much sleep you get.

I want to hear this.

I trust the Army studies.

Bring it on.

And it's so precise that they are in the process of developing an app that civilians will be able to use to mathematically calculate the exact amount of caffeine.

But I have the basic formula that you can apply to your life right now.

Bring it on.

So here's what the Army said. They said, assuming the average American gets

five hours of sleep in night, which is low. Sounds right. It does. But I mean, the average, did you know,

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