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The Best of Bob & Sheri (Airdate 3/31/2026)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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The Best of Bob & Sheri (Airdate 3/31/2026)

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0:00.0

Coming to you from the Bob and Sherry Show Studios. Sponsored by Coles. Good morning. Good morning. It's time to wake up. Hi Sherry, Lamar, Max, and Doc. Hey, about it's Sherry, Lamar, Max, Doc. Hey Sherry, Lamar, Max, Doc. I've been listening forever, and I love you guys so much. You make me laugh like a loon in my car.

0:23.2

And now from the Bob and Sherry Studios, it's the Bob and Sherry show.

0:28.3

I have terrible, terrible judgment when it comes to men.

0:32.3

I think before I'm married, Kevin, I had one decent,

0:35.7

maybe two decent boyfriends in my whole run.

0:38.2

Like, I just looked for the brooding broken boy.

0:43.7

Oh, God, I could not get enough of the beautiful brooding broken boy.

0:50.5

It's so deep, so mysterious.

0:53.4

I'm going to fix him. Newsflash. No, I'm not.

0:59.0

That brooding, broken, beautiful boy is exhausting. And so, and I used to see, like, I'd listen to other women talk and I'd see stuff on social, you know,

1:14.3

and I'd be like, girl, how'd you do that?

1:16.4

Like, how did you land that?

1:19.0

Because what you should do is end up, whether you marry him or not, you should end up with the dude

1:24.6

who thinks that you are the most beautiful creature that ever lived. Like Lamar,

1:31.5

Lamar's wife, he thinks she is the most beautiful thing that ever drew breath. Bob's wife, Mary.

1:38.4

Bob can't, Bob can't even talk about Mary without telling us how beautiful she is and how she smiles.

1:46.1

I mean, just beside it.

1:51.9

And that's a lovely thing, by the way. That's a great thing. Women love to hear men talk about their wives and girlfriends that way. And their mothers and daughters and grandmothers too.

1:56.7

Like we love to hear. We can't get enough of that. And that's the person you should end up with.

2:01.7

And so I was sitting here listening to Leanne, talk about bathing suits. And I was like, yeah,

2:06.4

you know what? I finally, I finally lassood one of those into the crib. So this summer, I, I'm not like a beach person.

2:15.1

I don't really go out into the sun all that much. I'm a little bit like Count Dracula. Like I just don't. But we were taking listeners, our teacher winners. We were taking them to Margaritaville and teaching the posse how to swim. And so I just needed to get a bathing suit that would not fall down. The top wouldn't fall down if a wave hit me.

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