meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Bob & Sheri

The Best of Bob & Sheri (Airdate 10/9/2023)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Best of Bob & Sheri (Airdate 10/9/2023)

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

No, you can't sleep. Open your eyes. It's time for the Bob and Sherry eye

0:09.7

We're talking about Heather Locklear, who got so mad at her sunglasses, she repeatedly

0:13.9

ran them over and then was subsequently arrested and booked, and I hope she can crawl out of that. Evidently, she was on some sort of painkillers, having a hard time. Has that ever happened to you, Sherry, wants to know. You got so mad at something. You used your car to run it over. Hey, Christy. How are you? Good morning. Good morning. What did you run over? I ran over about a dozen Build a Bear workshop box.

0:39.5

Oh, the ones that get sent home, the kids can color in?

0:43.4

The carriers.

0:44.4

Yeah.

0:45.4

Why did you do that, Christy?

0:47.2

Oh, I understand.

0:49.4

I'm sure that I tripped on one or it, like, fell and hit me or something. I can't remember what the

0:57.6

instigation was for it, but I'm one of those people where like when something like that

1:03.3

happens, that's it. I'm done. It all needs to go away now. And so I had my daughter round them all

1:09.7

up and she was kind of bummed because she liked them

1:11.9

to be in their little houses but you know a dozen of them that's too many so you you called for

1:17.8

a roundup and then took them outside and ran them over then I took them downstairs I couldn't get

1:23.0

them into the recycle bin oh that's when it real okay so your your initial plan was not to run them over, but when they wouldn't cooperate and get into the recycling bin, that's when you went crazy. That's when I was crazy. And, uh, and, uh, was this upsetting to your daughter? I mean, I don't know about build a bear. I guess these are the little houses they live in. They see the little houses crushed? It's a big carrier box. Yeah. And it's, it's white with black line drawings and you color it in to make it look like a little cottage. Except maybe your daughter's different. No kid finishes the coloring job. And they're... She's not patient enough. Yeah, exactly. And they're big and they're bulky and they take up a ton of space. Yeah. They do. And at first she was like, you're going to do what? And then she saw me run one over and she thought it was hilarious. Oh, okay. I was just worried that she's going to carry this as a scar for the rest of her life. Oh, she's got plenty of other scars. This is fine.

2:20.6

All right. As long as you're doing your job there, Mom. Thanks a lot.

2:22.3

All right. What did you run over?

2:24.6

Run over a car.

2:26.0

How'd you do that?

2:28.0

Yeah. What do you got? You drive Bigfoot?

2:34.6

Yeah, it's something like Bigfoot. It's an, uh, four-wheel drive jacked up.

2:41.4

And it was my mother-in-laws, and, uh, she kept on bothering me and my wife trying to tell us how to spend our money. Uh-huh.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Now! Media | Bob & Sheri, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Now! Media | Bob & Sheri and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.