The Bob and Sherry Show.

Coming to you from the Egglands Best Studios. It's the Bob and Sherry Show. I'm not exactly sure what they do. Everything in their own little world was just secondhand illusion. With Sherry. What's the matter with you? Are you crazy or something? And Bob. Yes. And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios. It bobbing sherry okay i have for you right now two

stories that are about things that are really tasty but they don't turn out well okay tasty as

and delicious uh-huh but you don't you may never feel the same about one of them again.

And here we go.

A new study out of Clemson University, good morning, everyone listening, found that when someone blows out the candles on a birthday cake,

it increases the amount of bacteria on the cake by an average of 1,500 percent.

And in some cases, the bacteria count can increase 14,000 percent.

If the person is sick, if the person has a cold and they're blowing out the birthday candles,

there's a high likelihood that you're

going to catch it.

Because what do you do after they blow it out?

We eat the cake.

That's so gross.

Did you ever think of it?

I never thought of it.

That's so gross.

And the people most likely to blow out candles are small sickly kids.

Yes, they are. That's who's doing it. So don't do it. But what do you do? If you're at the kid's birthday, it's your sister's kid. What if you didn't eat the frosting? I guess you'd be okay. Because that's where the bacteria would be. You'd have to knock the frosting off. It's the frosting. I know. I'm sorry.

I just like cake and frosting very much. You cannot do it. You'll become ill. I just like them very much. You know how you are about ice cream? That's how I am about cake with frosting. Yeah, I really am. And you know what ticks me off? No offense to you. You know what ticks me off? people that don't like cake with frosting get all holier than thou.

And I include my husband in this, by the way. He doesn't like cake and frosting. I mean, he'll eat it, but, you know, just once a year. He likes ice cream and ice cream cones and nutty buddies and ice cream sandwiches. So here comes a piece of cake with frosting. I'm very happy to see it. Oh, it's cake with frosting brushes. I'm just so delighted to see it. He's over there going, that's just a bunch of sugar and empty calories as he double fists a couple of nutty buddies into his craw. So it drives me crazy that people like you, Bob Lacey, who are all like, who are all like, anyone's a cake and reaching, but you can't get enough dairy queen. Excuse me, I've never been anti-frosting. You cannot find anything I've said that's anti-frosting. You've been all like, I don't know what you, I don't like bad frosting. I don't know what the appeal of cake is as you're eating dairy queen, like why can't you just live and let live? I like chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Okay. I don't want it all the time. You're constantly talking, oh, is there going to be cake? Is there going to be cake? Yes, because I don't go to Dairy Queen every day. Like, it's my job. Well, stay out because I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait in line behind you.

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