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Okay everyone, welcome.

This sport group is for people who are so woke

that they are finding it impossible to have any fun at all.

We have somebody new with us this week

so would you like to introduce yourself?

Hi, I'm Oscar.

I think like a lot of you guys, for me,

have started with the little things.

Saying it online petition, going to a march.

I mean, before I knew I was right into the Guardian about LGBT representation

in the Harry Potter books.

Which is shocking, by the way.

All right, Lily, we've all read your blog.

Don't worry, Oscar. You've come to the right place.

All of the young people in this room are ruining their lives

by being overly virtuous.

That's actually a microaggression to say young people

because it carries some contrast bias towards the elderly.

Actually, what you're doing is denying agency to the elderly,

which is arguably much worse.

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