Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We got kind of a special edition today. So I'm gonna throw

immediately to to my compatriot co-host Jason Kirk. Jason, what are we doing today?

Well, we are seeing as college football is super fucking nigh as in we are in the month of August

as in college football starts in August. This is sort of the time of year when you review what

you've done accomplished consumed during the time without football. Those of us who work in college

football, this is sort of when we say goodbye to culture, you know, kicking up on things going on

in the world. And those of you, if you're a diehard fan, you're very much in a similar position.

So we wanted to sort of review the cultural items that we have interacted with, you know, since

since the last football season ended. And just some run through some stuff we liked. That's

a pretty simple way to put it, right? Just, you know, some stuff happened and it was pretty good.

And we're not talking about news, you know, that's that's the real world too, but it's recommended

consume as little of that as possible. What would what would be the news that we liked? What would

that even be? You know what? We seem to enjoy a large part of the Papa John story, not the racism,

but you know, just the fact that it involved Papa John. Yeah, I have a couple of pieces of news that

I enjoyed. For instance, there was a bison who was taunted by a tourist in Yellowstone and the

bison, bison tried to show what's up. It was like, what's good? The bison was like, oh,

oh, I'll show you. Come here. And the, wasn't there like a waffle house hero or something like

that? That was, yeah, that was that that was a thing. A shark got kidnapped from an aquarium. I

think in San Antonio. Yes, definitely, definitely in Texas. And it was an organized theft.

Yeah, it was taken out. It was taken out in like a baby carriage and nobody noticed a shark

there was a shark. I see that it was the shark. Okay. I mean, I think so. I don't know that they've

recovered the shark at this point. In true, in true modern media fashion, I did not follow up.

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