To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, here's John from Devil Dog Pet Company.

We run our family business from Sterling Heights, Michigan, but we can reach customers all over the country thanks to Amazon.

Good boy.

Shop small business on Amazon.

Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host,

head chef of the men's room,

the Ted Nugent.

Head chef and a half.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

Now, a lot of people thought I did this on my own,

but I didn't.

I actually got this list from mash.com.

This would be a fun little one to do on your own, though.

Yeah.

Trying and ranking all McDonald's burgers.

I mean, if you're going to a place where you already like the food, like, no mind if I do.

All right, Ted, I've got some strong opinions on this stuff.

All right.

There's nine burgers on here, okay? Okay. Do you want to hear some of them, Miles? Or you want to fire off these opinions? I just want to give you one opinion. One opinion on this. All right. All right. I know it's not the way that other than White Castle, McDonald's is one of the few fast food places that uses dehydrated

small onions, all right?

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