You're listening to Heaving Buzums, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels

while giggling about misogynist golden retrievers and making Maxine an honorary HB.

Come sit with us, girl.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out. Shadows from the rooftop. Hey, out, live your best life, love. Hey, HB's, I don't know if you've noticed, but our social media is coming back to life, like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis.

And it's all down to one thing.

We've got ourselves a social media maven who is posting up a storm and even got us a blue sky account.

So go follow us, y'all.

Our handle is at heavingbosoms.com. and even got us a blue sky account, so go follow us y'all.

Our handle is at heavingbosoms.com.

I've got some patrons to shout out because our Patreon community is so, so important to us.

So hey, thanks, and welcome to Meredith S., Evan, Megan B, Tori L, Leslie E, and Anastasia. All right, when we left off yesterday, our heroine had sex with a straight man for the first time.

Congratulations.

And she's still trying to set up her dad with someone worthy of him, quote unquote.

Barf, here we go.

Love it out.

Love it out.

Love it out. So then Jeremy is so excited that So then Jeremy is so excited that his two straights are going to be together.

He's like, I can't believe I didn't set this up myself or whatever.

And when Levi gets called out, she asks Jeremy about the wife.

And he's like, wow, she was super hot, super model beautiful. And she's like,

wow, Jeremy, a little loyalty, which is a hilarious thing to say because like what she looks

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