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The Best Life Advice You Ever Got

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking!

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.

0:05.0

Thanks for calling the Burner Phone.

0:06.8

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:14.6

The Burner Phone Hotline is officially open episode 5.

0:18.8

Yeah, the Burner Hotline is open, which it would be cool to do, not, I don't mean a live

0:23.2

episode like a performance, but it would be cool to do like a live, like a live call-ins.

0:28.0

Like a live call-ins.

0:29.0

Because we do have some follow-up questions sometimes, you know?

0:31.6

Yeah, so today is life advice.

0:33.6

Today's a more positive note.

0:36.0

We'll be equally as silly, but I figured we might as well see the wealth of knowledge that

0:41.6

people have and wiseness from the experiences in their life and have them submit their

0:46.4

best-ever life advice they've ever gotten.

0:49.8

Yeah, it's a question you get asked a lot.

0:51.2

I don't know if you do these like these quick Q&A's sometimes when you do like promo.

0:55.5

Yeah.

0:56.2

A lot of times you get asked, what's the best advice you're ever given?

1:00.2

Mm-hmm.

1:01.2

So the one that I always use, which I originally heard, I don't know where he heard it, but

1:06.0

I originally came from the comedian Johnny Vegas, British comic.

1:10.7

And his best advice for a comedy career, but I think it's a good life advice in general,

1:15.8

is persistence without expectation.

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