The Best In AI Sex Toys 2023 / Sphincter Envy / And Holy Herpes

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:00.61 The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02 Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08 MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75 Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:35:11:19.50 City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots 00:38:49:11.15 The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory 00:41:59:22.36 Church Pastor’s Holy […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Monday, October 16th, 2023, coming up on the program today, the finest
0:05.8	in AI dick manipulation, plus a quadriplegic suffering from sphincter envy.
0:11.5	The Holy Ghost and Herpes entered one woman in church, and a pizza-loving homosexual
0:17.0	gets bushy.
0:18.0	All coming up today!
0:22.3	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents the best of child-potty core music.
0:29.9	Yeah, it's me, I'm a big kid now, but I don't want them off to be on me, it's not
0:34.6	a video to the park, like a big kid.
0:36.9	I don't want anyone to be on me, I'm getting tired of laughing too, my parents get
0:47.8	inside of changing me, also tired of changing me.
0:51.3	I guess it's not for me to do what big kids do, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed
0:55.2	to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, I'll put it in the park, I'll wipe myself, and
0:58.9	I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm
1:05.9	supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the
1:12.9	park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll
1:16.9	take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed
1:20.9	to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm
1:27.9	supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the
1:34.9	park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll
1:41.9	take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed
1:48.9	to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm
1:54.9	supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the park, like I'm supposed to, yeah, I'll take it to the
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