The Best Four Years of Your life

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Motorcyclists remove their dead friend from his casket for one last ride, cash is scattered across the highway, and a headless body falls out of a cannibal's car after a crash.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, five pre-rolls set in records today.
0:03.1	Five pre-rolls?
0:04.1	That's right.
0:05.1	Five of them started with their friends.
0:07.6	Wait, wait, wait.
0:08.6	Before you start, everyone enjoy the record setting five pre-rolls.
0:12.6	Greg's about to bust out.
0:14.1	I'm not going to run again.
0:16.1	It's not.
0:17.1	It's Christmas time.
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0:29.5	We ordered, of course, the beautiful painting of our turtle seaweed, Anthony as one in his
0:34.6	brother's house.
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