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🗓️ 24 January 2022
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The best football weekend ever just happened. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. (00:02:54 - 00:06:19) Chiefs/Bills incredible game/finish ( 00:06:19- 00:32:17) Bengals/Titans and the end of Tannehill ( - 00:53:03) Packers/Niners and Rodgers chokes (00:53:03 - 01:20:32) Rams/Bucs and the computer simulation running out for Brady (01:20:32 - 01:36:03) We finish with who's back of the week.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part my take listeners you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take, holy fuck football. What a weekend of football. I'm gonna be buzzing forever. I think this whole room is gonna be buzzing forever. Incredible, incredible weekend of football we had. One of the greatest games I've ever watched with the Chiefs Bills. We had an insane comeback fall short with the Bucks. Aaron Rogers choked again. Joe Burrow and the Bengals are going to the AFC Championship game. We're going to recap it all. It is an incredible weekend to just soak in the football. And we're going to also do a fast two minutes who's back of the week and we are brought to you by our friends at 1-800-Flowers. Yes, it is back. It is time. This Valentine's Day, it's coming up guys. It pays to plan ahead with 1-800-Flowers.com. From first dibs on great deals to the best selection of Valentine's Day roses and guaranteed delivery Don't wait to wow up your love game today with the biggest and brightest roses from 1 800 flowers right now 1 800 flowers has an amazing offer for all of our listeners get Assorted roses for 39 99 or upgrade to 24 red roses for $10 more. |
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| 2:31.0 | We're gonna rock it down to electric high, trick I value. And then we're taking higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down to ELA, trick I value. It's part of my take, it was in my virtual sports. Welcome to part of my take, presented by 1-800-FLOWERS. Go right now to 100flowers.com and click that icon and put in code PMT. Today is Monday, January 24th, and divisional round, chaos. Whop, whop, whop. We started in Nashville where the king has returned to his kingdom as Derek John Henry was a steel driving man running with a plate in his foot. Jamarkey Mark Chase put in all the dirt after the catch as the Bengals tried to prove they're not just new kids on the block. The Bengals collected Hilton Honors rewards points as a defensive back made an incredible red zone interception and it wasn't the only one as Ryan Tanehill was throwing a lot of pick pick pick pick pick pick and in the words of our good friend Frank the tank more like Ryan Trashhill The game came down to the kicker as Evan easy Mac fearson cooked up an AFC Championship game appearance, and less than a minute, |
| 4:05.7 | the Hedicy Titans are left drinking their sorrows away wondering what could have been, Bengals 19, Titans 16, Hoody! WAH WAH! The Frozen Tundra where Aaron Rogers looked more like DeShawn Fizer as a quarterback |
| 4:26.5 | avoided the end zone as they put where CDC guidelines. Big Daddy Trent Williams played Bumperpool with Packers, Defenders and the game plan was easy. And order for the Niders to win this game. They were going to have to keep Aaron Rodgers from scoring, get a touchdown on special teams and have Jimmy Garoppolo commit zero turnovers Put in the good words of my dear dear friend Meatloaf Two out of three eight bad Ellie Robbie Golding kicked our game winner as package fans looked on wishing for Lambo ta burn burn burn Burn former Washington football team coach Kyle sat ahead beats former Washington football team coach Matt LaFour. 13. In Tampa Bay where Kendall Roy Blanton started the scoring and had Twitter off the hook. Tom Brady will have trouble kissing his kids after suffering a bloody lip in the first half. But as the saying goes, never count out touchdown Tom. It was a wild second half as the box needed a prayer and went to knock knock knock And on Evan's door time and time again to bring them within a score Cam Acres mark was running drunk and engaged in some whiskey business as he fumbled late to give the box a shot The game came down to the wire and as my good friend Mick Jagger once said give me a little drink from your Cooper cup. Just one drink and we're in the NFC Championship game. I think that's how it went. The Ram shocked the Super Bowl champs 30 to 27. And we finished in Kansas City where Peter Gabriel Davis was a sledge hammer, scoring four touchdowns. Josh Allen brought his Viagra again, but the Chiefs had a hard man of their own Hey boom. I'm here and right now. We have a patch of a hoax down on the sideline Patrick He cacks God dang I'm tickle pink. That's what I call some football And to read put me aside. He said when times get grim don't be the grim reap You know don't be the Casey chiefs be the Casey Anthony's and we're all pulling like the dickers You got coach another slice of chocolate cake. I was thinking of dunking and dicking and running out there But I just let my frick black fly and y'all already know I love playing ketchup Perfect sales always poor mt. Jack All right chiefs in overtime 42 36. Thank you Patrick. I always, I'm happy as my co next week All right weak Division around in the books brought to you by Cors Light I'll tell you what after that weekend gonna need a moment to chill you get ice down that throat Yeah, I got ice out I was screaming yelling trying to get the game of the year through the finish line course light is the one made to chill the mountains on the bottles and cans even |
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| 8:07.0 | Which is your Instagram by going to corpslight.com slash take, celebrate responsibly Corsair Brewing Company, Golden Colorado. Okay, holy shit, that was an awesome, awesome, weekend of football. I love football. I love football, Big Cat. And I'm gonna do the verbal tweet, which is if you don't love me at my super wild card weekend, you don't deserve me at my super divisional round sunday. It applies here because this, I went basic as well when I was like, there is literally nothing better than sports. And I truly believe that because what we watched, like you just cannot replicate, the three games leading up to the Sunday night game, we're all great, very dramatic, awesome games, huge implications, but Sunday night's game with the bills and the cheese. And we'll start there and then we'll go backwards to the Bengals Titans. That game was simply incredible. Like I and I know people will come away from it having we actually predicted it as it went to overtime. We're like, well now this is going to be great because people are just going to talk about the overtime rules. How about let's talk about that game was incredible and those two quarterbacks were playing on a different level like Josh Allen played a perfect game and he lost. There's no justice for that. I feel absolutely heartbroken for the city of Buffalo. Like that is on a scale of one to ten bad losses and heartbreaking losses. It's an 11. I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful that has lived through it all because this team, I think was proud. |
| 9:46.8 | They were definitely going to be favored next week. Yep. Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of those teams. It felt like we were watching the two best teams in the NFL and I know we're going to get to everyone else and that's, you know, that could still be decided. But when you're watching that game, you're like, these two teams don't really have flaws. You know, they were playing at such a high level. |
| 10:06.1 | Every single offensive possession felt like it was, the stakes were so high. It's crazy to think we actually were joking. Like it was a joke. And anyone who says it wasn't a joke, you're lying. It was a joke when we said they left too much time for Patrick and Holmes at 13 seconds. It happened three times in a row. It was like the end of that Tennessee bowl game |
| 10:26.3 | where it was going back and forth, back and forth, |
| 10:27.8 | back and forth. |
| 10:28.6 | It was, there was too much time on the clock left for Patrick Mahomes. Then there was too much time on the clock left for Josh Allen. Then there was too much time on the clock left. Again, for Patrick Mahomes at 13 seconds, which is as we know the perfect amount of time |
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