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It came upon a midnight clear, my friend.

Oh, it did.

That glorious story of old.

Oh, love it.

And then, and then right when the baby was born,

somebody said, bah, humbug. And then it started. He got run over by the shepherds who were in a one horse open sleigh. That's right. That's right. A lot of people don't know that. But you know what? There was a weird amalgam of an animal with a red nose that's kind of guided. I don't know if it flew. I think that's just mythology, but this animal had kind of a bright nose, and it led the shepherds to where they

could tell everybody about the baby Jesus. And they actually don't know that had they gone to that stable just two hours earlier,

it would be empty because the Bible tells about a creature that was green and creepy,

whose heart was two sizes too small that stole everything out of the stable.

And then when Mary woke up with birthing pains, she was like, what happened?

And that's when his heart got better, and he ran and put everything back in the stable.

And that's where the little drummer boy, he didn't really have drums.

It was kind of like just, you know, sticks and just kind of hitting the ground a little bit.

But I mean, little, it was like a kid, just banging, like, you know, like if you're in the waiting room and mom has given the kid something to do, it's banging.

It's just banging. Yeah. So. Well, and he was trying to get Mary's attention off of her birthing pains. Right. Because she,

he was kind of highly, uh, aware of, uh, what was going on. But well, he was the one. He was the first

Dugiehouser. Yeah. He was the one that said, which is, I think in First David 14, said, God bless us everyone.

Right.

Yeah.

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