The Best Acid Story of All Time

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2018

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

To commemorate the birth of the United States, Punch Drunk offers what we think is the greatest acid story of all time, as told by our friend Dave Deery.
To hear the rest of this episode, and many more like it, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando Ferries, there got another appointment. So I was there, my friends were high.
0:46.0	So I was there, my friends were high,
0:48.0	my friends were already high, and I'm like, what, I'm not gonna be left out,
0:50.7	we're eating acid now, so I eat some acid, acid right I eat some of my paper what
0:55.1	stadium is this out this is at RFK yeah it's on the east coast yeah it's Philadelphia
1:00.6	oh okay so I thought you were in San Fran.
1:02.7	It was, no, no, this is, I grew up on the East Coast.
1:04.9	Oh, okay, okay.
1:05.8	This is Philadelphia.
1:07.7	In the, not in the spectrum, but in that one that was,
1:10.1	it was vet stadium spectrum and then RFK I thought was called
1:12.8	yeah what was it called JFK it was the big one outdoor one anyway it's way the
1:17.8	Eagles played we didn't yeah originally exactly before their new stadium yeah
1:21.3	that course RFK is what it was.
1:23.0	And so, so I was like, fuck it, I'm going to get high.
1:27.0	So I eat some acid, right?
1:28.0	So I think like one hit. I think like one hit.
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