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You know, we need to go back to a more natural diet. You're like, alright right, we're going to start recording. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. We are rolling. I'm going to, the mic's here. I don't know if you want to. Yeah, absolutely. Feel free if you don't want to. No, we will be. Lily May said that you call her the queen. Yeah. Feel free to call me the cult jester. Sure. I think it's nice. Okay.

Sure.

That's the voice of Sadie, who will be filling in for Queen. I'm saying. And we are in safe hands. We worked together. Sadie worked on sickness and in health with me and Claire. Nice one. Nice one. We're all good. And you're court jester. I'm taking the title.

So what are we then?

If we're not the idiots. We're a privy chamber. You know the privy chamber is literally, it's basically the people who helped the monarch go to the toilet. It's the privy. Didn't Henry VIII have eight of them? Well, weird. I imagine Henry the 8th was like late Elvis in sort of toilet terms,

like quite a big deal when he wants to go.

I also imagine his diet was terrible. I bet he had no fibre.

I think he had four people to wipe his ass or something like that.

Maybe one of them was wiping the other one's ass. So it was like a chain. Human centipede. Like human centipede, but just a lot as a milder version. Yeah. Didn't his body blow up or something? Might have done. I mean, honestly, I... Apparently his body blew up. His leg, he had an abscess on his leg, that must have been... It really kicked up, didn't it? Yeah. Without antibiotics, um, is... I remember when I was at school, my girlfriend at school was studying... She had a pussy leg. She had a huge abscess on her leg, and she was the king of England. Massive privy chamber though.

That's a, see what?

Massive privy chamber on her.

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