You're on the Birch Show.

I didn't know at the time I was starting a new Birch Show series called Bad Ideas.

Bad Idea number one.

San Jackson tried to sneak into some events, right? How hard can that be?

And then he gets into events and I spend the better part of three days in meetings with suits and people that I've never even met before and organizations in Atlanta that don't even exist like the Thrashers.

Call it me and saying don't you make sure he doesn't sneak in our team stuff.

So that was the first one.

Second one was a couple of days ago.

Kristen gets credit for this one.

She's attempting to get Abby kidnapped and off of the bird show.

Well, hey, they promised no murder.

So at least we know that's not going to happen.

No, there is a birth show listener, a P1, who is getting married and there's going to be a guest

at her wedding that could potentially be the perfect

match for Abby. So yeah, my idea was, hey, let's put your butt on a plane to Indianapolis and then

get you on a car and drive you 45 minutes outside Indianapolis so you can go to a wedding with a bunch

of strangers and meet a man. Don't listen to where these contracts are really hard to get out of

and they're trying to get me out of mine. All right. So that was bad idea number two. And then the youth group comes in here and says, oh, it's not just the elders on the show that can come in with bad ideas. Let's make it worse. And that's where we are today. Oh, yeah. The bad ideas are the new pandemic. And they are absolutely infectious around here and i thought you

know the youth group is on a bit of a high right now after the live show we we got our licks in on

the main cast here of our with our roast you guys all crushed it we had a great time doing that

so uh i figured things are going so. Why not cause a huge riff and divide

between every single one of us in here. And so I decided to come here and say that we should all

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