The Bell Curve of Mountain to Armus (S6E15)

The Greatest Generation

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Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

When Captain Picard spills an awful lot of pasta sauce on the front of his uniform, the all-powerful Q gives him an opportunity to make out with his hot friend from college. Now he has to play a round of Would You Rather where the choice is a sword to the heart or having a boring joe job. Does Wolf 359 go in the Picard column or the Q column? Why all the impalements? What does Predator Hair Metal sound like? How can Marta be so comfortable as the last clapper? It’s the episode that needs a universal translator for the word ‘embarrassment.’

Transcript

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0:00.0	We've got a tour, Adam!
0:03.3	Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.
0:07.1	It's not a dream.
0:08.4	The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road
0:13.2	to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.
0:18.6	It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the
0:24.6	center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.
0:28.7	So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:34.0	GreatestGenTour.com tickets are on sale now.
0:37.2	Here's to the finest crew in Star Trek.
0:41.8	Engage!
0:52.4	Welcome to the GreatestGeneration.
0:54.4	It's a Star Trek podcast by two guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek
0:58.6	podcast.
0:59.6	I'm Adam Pranica.
1:00.6	I'm Benjamin R. Harrison.
1:03.3	Two are the best in the business right there.
1:05.3	Yeah.
1:06.3	I mean, nobody at a paramount for CBS or whatever loves us, but...
1:12.0	Hey, Adam, I got a big old box here.
1:16.0	It says, Care of Jim Shremota.
1:19.6	You got mail?
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