The Beerists Podcast – Episode 11 – Pilsners
The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast
John Rubio
4.8 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2012
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Episode 11 – Pilsners
Will Mike and Ryan get Rubio and Anastacia to join them aboard the pilsner train? Or will they remain at the pils hate station?
Paulaner Premium Pils
Pilsner Urquell
Left Hand Polestar Pilsner*
North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
Victory Prima Pils
Oskar Blues' Mama's Little Yella Pills*
LIGHTNING ROUND!
Avery Joe's Premium American Pilsner
Flensburger Pilsener
New Glarus Two Women*
San Miguel Pale Pilsen


Rankings:
Ryan
1. Paulaner Premium Pils
2. North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
3. Avery Joe's Premium American Pilsner
4. Flensburger Pilsener
5. Victory Prima Pils
6. San Miguel Pale Pilsen
7. Pilsner Urquell
Mike
1. Paulaner Premium Pils
2. Flensburger Pilsener
3. North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
4. Avery Joe's Premium American Pilsner
5. Pilsner Urquell
6. San Miguel Pale Pilsen
7. * Mike chose not to Include Victory Prima Pils
John
1. Paulaner Premium Pils
2. North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
3. Victory Prima Pils
4. Avery Joe's Premium American Pilsner
5. Flensburger Pilsener
6. Pilsner Urquell
7. San Miguel Pale Pilsen
Anastacia
1. North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
2. Paulaner Premium Pils
3. Avery Joe's Premium American Pilsner
4. Flensburger Pilsener
5. San Miguel Pale Pilsen
6. Victory Prima Pils
7. Pilsner Urquell
*Top 2 beers: North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner & Paulaner Premium Pils
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the beerists podcast, episode 11, recorded on June 27th, 2012. |
| 0:06.8 | Pilsners. |
| 0:16.9 | My mouth is fine. |
| 0:19.1 | That's never a fucking good anything. Like, you don't, you don't convince somebody. My mouth's not handicapped's never a fucking good anything. |
| 0:21.5 | Like you don't convince somebody. |
| 0:23.5 | My mouth's not handicapped. |
| 0:24.6 | Yeah, you should never try to convince somebody to do something by saying, |
| 0:27.7 | but my mouth is good, ever. |
| 0:29.3 | That's not. |
| 0:29.8 | Those words in sequence. |
| 0:31.6 | No, thank you. |
| 0:32.9 | Dad, don't. |
| 0:35.3 | Dad, no. |
| 0:37.1 | You're always embarrassing me, Dad. |
| 0:39.7 | Dude, Mike, you are absolutely aggro today. |
| 0:42.3 | What's wrong with you? |
| 0:43.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:43.8 | I haven't had very much beer since the party. |
| 0:47.0 | I haven't had a beer since the party. |
| 0:49.3 | Holy shit. |
| 0:49.9 | You guys are fucked. |
| 0:50.9 | I haven't had some, but not enough to satisfy the DTs. |
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