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The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

The Beerists Mini 265 - Monday Night Drafty Kilt Pinthouse Pizza Alpha Beta Max

The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

John Rubio

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.8799 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

To help pass the time during quarantine, we're releasing back-catalog Beerists Minis!

Recorded Jan 2019

The Beerists Mini 265 - Monday Night Drafty Kilt Pinthouse Pizza Alpha Beta Max

Hopefully this Monday Night Drafty Kilt and Pinthouse Pizza Alpha Beta Max help us get through the fact that Anastacia didn't know that Patrick Swayze died like 10 years ago.

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0:00.0

So we just had a weird moment before we started recording this where she's like the wind came up,

0:25.4

that Patrick Swayze song came up, and I weirdly know all the lyrics to that song.

0:30.1

You weirdly know all of the lyrics to that and then.

0:34.0

And the saxophone breaks.

0:35.7

Yeah.

0:36.2

He even twiddled his fingers like he was playing saxophone.

0:39.5

And he...

0:40.1

I fucked me the entire time he sang it.

0:42.3

Which was very uncomfortable.

0:44.0

Because that makes me...

0:46.0

Whatever gray, something gray.

0:48.8

Samantha Gray or whatever name is from...

0:50.3

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

0:51.7

But this sort of thing creeps Kayla out pretty often. because if I've listened to a song two or three times, even if it was like 15, 20 years ago, I know most of the lyrics.

1:02.2

He listened to this one song called Hippopon and Miss Christmas twice today. He can probably sing the entire thing now. No, I listened to the part of that song and it was the same part that I've listened to twice, and I fuck that song. And one of my favorite things that came out of this

1:15.1

is discovering a hidden talent that I have of just announcing randomly when people die.

1:20.4

Well, yeah. That's not really a hidden talent. We all knew you, you could do that and change the

1:25.1

mood of the room very quickly. You've always had that in you, Mike.

1:27.9

You've always had it in you. We've believed in you before you believed in yourself.

1:31.7

I still don't believe in them. Mike's dead, by the way.

1:35.4

I'm still just amazed by the fact that I never know who the fuck people are and I get people

1:39.9

confused with other people constantly. Yeah, I know. You mistook Patrick Swayze for Kevin Costner.

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