The Beerists 98 - Chocolate Beers

The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

John Rubio

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Valentine's Day is a complete sham, marketed to manipulate, shame, and guilt people into spending money. So we did. On chocolate beers.

Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout
Young's Double Chocolate Stout
Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence
Boulevard Chocolate Ale
Southern Tier Choklat

Rankings:

Grant
1. Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
2. Choklat
3. Young's Double Chocolate Stout
4. Chocolate Indulgence
5. Chocolate Ale

Rubio
1. Chocolate Indulgence
2. Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
3. Choklat
4. Chocolate Ale
5. Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Mike
1. Choklat
2. Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
3. Chocolate Indulgence
4. Young's Double Chocolate Stout
5. Chocolate Ale

Anastacia
1. Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
2. Chocolate Indulgence
3. Young's Double Chocolate Stout
4. Choklat
5. Chocolate Ale

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Transcript

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0:00.0	My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day of Cupid, and I just want to say one thing,
0:10.6	Happy Valentine's Day.
0:14.5	I don't think you're hurt, man.
0:19.2	I just want to say happy Valentine's Day.
0:23.0	Episode 98 of the Bears podcast, recorded February 6th, 2014.
0:28.3	Chocolate beers.
0:29.1	You won't believe in me, but you would be able to dance.
0:34.6	The American's on brown horse, so make you east to run it. So what are you at bestia for Valentine's Day?
0:50.6	I don't think I have any plans.
0:52.2	Really?
0:52.6	I'm kind of delaying my plans and I'm going to take my wife to a
0:55.5	Chief Sates and Cors at Antonelli's like a couple weeks later. Oh, that's nice. Hopefully you don't come out with getting her pregnant again.
1:02.5	That's a mess. Money. Babies cost money. Yeah, donate to Grant's baby. This is by one time a year, okay?
1:11.8	I need this.
1:12.5	I know, I know.
1:13.7	Grant needs another baby, and you can't do that without your donations.
1:18.0	Why do you stay so young and fresh looking?
1:20.1	He looks, he's so fresh.
1:21.4	Anastasia, what are you doing for Valentine's?
1:22.8	I'm probably going to strong arm a bunch of people into buying me candy.
1:26.3	Like at the world's cutest prison that you work at?
1:29.8	I'm the prison guard, guys.
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