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Episode 391 of the Beerist podcast recorded August 12th, 2019.

Three men and a hat.

So I was thinking about this thing earlier this weekend, this memory I had of believing a dumb thing when I was a kid.

You know, like kids think dumb shit all the time.

I believed this thing till I was 12 years old and it's embarrassing, but funny enough for me to mention on the show. Right on. I think I was maybe seven years old and it's embarrassing, but funny enough for me to mention on the show.

Right on.

I think I was maybe seven years old when we were going to go to San Antonio, right?

And in San Antonio, there's a zoo, the San Antonio Zoo.

Right.

And I didn't want to go to the fucking zoo because I was a stupid kid.

And I was like, yeah, fuck, I don't want to see animals or whatever. And the way that my parents got me to go to the zoo was my dad told me,

hey,

you can see Yoda at the zoo.

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