Craft Beer presents real American beerists.

Real American beerists. Today we salute you, beerists podcast listener.

Beerist's podcast listener!

You're a craft beer nut who wants to hear us taste beer from the big three, even though

you don't drink them either.

We're going to suffer.

And it's our 300th episode.

We should be drinking good beer to celebrate.

But instead, this is happening.

And when life gives you an arm full of lemons, you sometimes just have to take a big, deep

breath and drink a whole bunch of shitty beer.

These all pair with sadness.

So strap on some headphones and listen to the beerists podcast, because even though you

probably don't even donate to the show

we're doing this for you seriously patreon.com slash the beerists

rubio put out a call for any of our listeners to go ahead and call in and give us some

of their thoughts and recollections of their time listening to us and how much

of their time has been wasted by us?

But wait, how do you guys know that it wasn't just Rubio doing his different voices?

Or maybe Bowie was calling from the dead to say how much he loved us.

Yeah, it was like 17 messages from David Bowie.

And beersts.

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