The Beerists 295 - Hoof Hearted
The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast
John Rubio
4.8 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2017
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Uh. Hey Beavis. This brewery... uh-huh-huh-huh... is called Hoof Hearted. Heh-heh-heh... HOOF HEARTED. Get it? Say it faster. HOO-FHARTED. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Pull my finger. Thanks to listener John Lowery.
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| 0:00.0 | Episode 259 of the Bearest's podcast recorded October 2nd, 2017. |
| 0:16.8 | Hoofarded. |
| 0:32.8 | So before we started spit one of the worst jokes I've ever heard. |
| 0:36.3 | It's not true. |
| 0:37.3 | It's a terrible pun. It cannot be one of the worst ones you've ever heard. It's not true. It's a terrible pun. |
| 0:38.4 | It cannot be one of the worst ones you've heard. |
| 0:40.8 | It's the worst. |
| 0:41.5 | Recorded with me for five years. |
| 0:43.0 | No, I know, I know. |
| 0:44.1 | But we were talking about on this episode, the last two beers, being pretty big. |
| 0:49.4 | So maybe we only drink one of the two cans that we have. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah, one can each. |
| 0:55.9 | Yeah, one can of each beer. |
| 0:58.0 | Because, yeah, by that point, we're going to be fucking drunk. |
| 1:00.8 | And this guy rolls up with this. |
| 1:03.9 | Oh, you want me to repeat it? |
| 1:05.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:05.9 | No one's going to laugh. |
| 1:06.6 | I don't like repeating. |
| 1:07.4 | Nobody laughed before. |
| 1:09.6 | I did. |
| 1:10.4 | Nobody laughed before. I did. Nobody laughed before. |
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