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The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

The Beerists 285 - Hop Prisms

The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

John Rubio

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.8799 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

No stopping the hops on this episode! Rubio, Anastacia, and Mike crack open 5 lupulinicious libations, talk about being dead broke, high-impact yard work, and the time Bill went through a window in Rubio's house.

Brasserie De La Senne Taras Boulba
SweetWater TripleTail
Bell's Quinannan Falls
Half Acre Plane Wave IPA
Noon Whistle Squishy Gummy

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, if you're not a Patreon patron, you might be missing stuff like this.

0:05.8

Was he like a super midget or something?

0:09.0

Hold on. Hold on. Did you call him a super midget?

0:12.8

I don't know if that's a preferred term?

0:15.2

It's not. No. But that's fine.

0:16.9

No, I don't care.

0:17.8

A super. No.

0:19.6

I don't care. A super... No. I'm just trying to think you said he was small, so you're either talking about his dick or you're talking about the size of the man.

0:25.1

Look, look, look, look.

0:25.9

This is when he was a kid.

0:27.1

Hey, piecey shit, whatever, super midget needs to be a thing.

0:32.4

Or even this.

0:33.5

Mike is not thinking of suicide.

0:35.2

You know what?

0:35.6

I thought of this really great Christmas.

0:37.9

It's a new Christmas thing that I came up with.

0:40.8

Okay.

0:41.6

It's called the Lambert on the ledge.

0:43.8

It's kind of like the elf on the shelf.

0:45.8

But instead, you know, I guess how the elf on the shelf is supposed to watch your kids and narco on you if you're bad or some shit.

0:54.1

Yeah, I think. Well, if your kids are bad, Lambert on the shelf is supposed to watch your kids and narco on you if you're bad or some shit. Yeah, I think.

0:55.3

Well, if your kids are bad, Lambert on the ledge jumps.

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