Episode 276 in the Bearest podcast recorded May 22nd, 2017.

In for a peony.

My uncle and my cousin ended up picking me up from the airport in Wisconsin for my grandfather's funeral.

How did that go?

You know, as terrible a situation as it was, I don't think that it could have gone off any better.

I think we really did everything that we could to honor him. And that all involved being drunk for

nearly a week. Oh, Jesus. How old was your grandpa? 82.

It's a pretty full life.

And having a big old family celebrating, that's kind of cool. It definitely is.

And he's the, I mean, he lived in his house for, I mean, Jesus, like probably about like 60 years.

Oh, wow.

The same house.

But my uncle and my cousin ended up picking me up from the airport. And as soon as I get in the car,

my cousin pulls out a cooler of beer. Oh, no. And hands me a roadie, which I haven't done, I mean,

in probably years. Right. And it was, uh, it was some two women logger. Nice. And then followed up

with a dancing man wheat. It's legal up there, I believe, right?

No, I don't think so.

No, I mean, I wasn't driving, but I still don't think having an open container in the car is a very good idea.

But the night before the funeral, I ended up going to this one brewery, sat down, you know, it was my uncle, my mom, and my cousin, Dana, and

this woman, maybe about five minutes after I sit down, comes up and just taps me on the

shoulder. And it was right after I had taken off my jacket. And she's like, are you with anyone?

And I was like, am I, what? With anyone. Yeah, with anyone. Okay. And I was like, yeah, I'm here with my aunt And I was like, am I, what? With anyone? Yeah, with anyone.

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