Episode 237 of the Beerist's podcast recorded September 5th, 2016.

Yazoo embraced the funk.

Crystal Geiser.

What?

What are we talking about?

Rubio decided to get us water.

Bottled water because we used to have a pitcher here, and I guess us clanking for the pitcher of water in the middle of the table was too much noise. Well, because you

guys would reach over and hit microphones with it and I'd have to edit those out. So now I've solved that

by buying a really cheap thing of bottled water. Crystal Geyser. That's what it's called, yes. You couldn't pony up for some Ozarka.

No.

Ozark is twice the price.

I had $2.50 for 24

bottles, so that's what I bought.

I only like the Fiji water stuff.

Yeah, I don't drink Ozarka, so if you had Ozarka, I'd probably just stop showing up.

Wait a minute. Okay, we can't get political about the types of bottled water we get. And Mike, I don't give a fuck if you only drink out of square bottles or whatever. It tastes better that way. The way it hits your palate. No, it's scientifically proven. It's not. Waters have different profiles. Are we not the beerists or are we divos?

You're divos.

You know what kind of water you should have gotten for all of us? What?

It's just like Miller Light.

We should all just have like a little Miller light there.

We could rinse all of our glasses out.

I assumed Crystal Geyser would be good because, I mean, who wouldn't like a bottle of water named after a prostitute?

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